Real Men of Genius

The following post is inspired by a recent visit to the church my husband attended in his youth. Let's just say I found out a little more about a man (whom I had never met) than I wanted to. I later found out that while all along I assumed that my husband knew this guy who was talking to us, he was actually just as clueless as I was!

I have decided to blog in the form of a very popular (and brilliant) Bud Light advertisement...Real Men of Genius style. The parts in parentheses are the background singers, so use your imagination and sing along as you read.

Brenna presents...Real Men of Genius (Real men of genius!)

Today, we salute you, Mr. Too Much Information Stranger Guy (Mr. Too Much Information Stranger Guy!)

You don't need to know the person you're talking to, because what you are about to say will break down all comfort walls within nanoseconds. (Very nice to meet ya!)

When everyone else candy coats their conversation with meaningless small talk, you dig down to the topics that really hit home. (WHOA! TMI!)

Relationship baggage, bedroom behavior, bowel movements...nothing is off limits for you. (I have diarrhea!)

When no one else wants it, you gladly hold the title of "that guy" with your head held high. (Be proud of who you are!)

So crack open a nice cold beverage, Mr. Too Much Information Stranger Guy. Because when it comes to pushing boundaries, you're the pioneer of awkward conversations. (Mr. Too Much Information Stranger Guy!)

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And now, just for fun, here is a link to listen to my absolute favorite Real Men of Genius commercials.

Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor

Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer